CLASSIC POETRY

THE BALLAD OF SAM

Up popped Sam from the coconut grove

He's a cool motherfucker, you can tell by his clothes

He's got a two button collar and a seven button stitch

He's a cool motherfucker, he's a son of a bitch

He lined a hundred women up against the wall

Made a twenty dollar bet he could fuck 'em all

Fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue

Backed off, jacked off, fucked the other two

When he died, he went to hell

Fucked the devil's wife and his daughter as well

Ten little devils chased him down the hall

Said "get him outa here, 'fore he fucks us all!"

And on his grave, written in cream

"Here lies a human fucking machine"

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL THE QUEER

Listen my children and you shall hear

Of the midnight ride of Paul the queer

On the 18th of April, in '75

Hardly a man is now alive

Who remembers that famous day and rear.

=> that's all I can remember - anyone who knows the rest of it, please let me know <=

There was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin

"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it"

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