THE BALLAD OF SAM
Up popped Sam from the coconut grove
He's a cool motherfucker, you can tell by his clothes
He's got a two button collar and a seven button stitch
He's a cool motherfucker, he's a son of a bitch
He lined a hundred women up against the wall
Made a twenty dollar bet he could fuck 'em all
Fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Backed off, jacked off, fucked the other two
When he died, he went to hell
Fucked the devil's wife and his daughter as well
Ten little devils chased him down the hall
Said "get him outa here, 'fore he fucks us all!"
And on his grave, written in cream
"Here lies a human fucking machine"
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL THE QUEER
Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul the queer
On the 18th of April, in '75
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and rear.
=> that's all I can remember - anyone who knows the rest of it, please let me know <=
There was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it"
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